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misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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Female Orgasm Chart

mikandi:

As a woman, I can fully attest to the accuracy of these charts.

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

Holy shit can I have both of them plz

(Source: dalasharaia)

roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.

- 'Most Female Killers use Poison,' theappleppielifestyle (via hot-as-balls)

(Source: theappleppielifestyle)

shitsuren-chama:

fallofhyperion:

how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look

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(Source: sybilreiszs)

gifss-heaveen:

Crazy Cute Win Funny Fail Gifs! !

gifss-heaveen:

Crazy Cute Win Funny Fail Gifs! !

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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(Source: kaitokirishima)

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

theunsungheroine:

akorrable:

srnokemeth:

every skrillex song at once

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the bass dropped at the same time help

satan’s song

THE BIGGEST DROP I have ever heard

(Source: hiyokodere)